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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 05:04 PM
-----Phase 1----- MINIMART The aisles of the store are lined with various types of things you'd need on a long road trip. There are some snacks, a few bootleg DVDs, some phone chargers, and a Dragon Ball. Off to the side, there is a refrigerator full of beer. Towards the counter, an Ace Dick clone is running the cash register. It doesn't look like he'd notice if anything was stolen from the store. At the back of the shop, there is a bathroom. The Ace Dick clone at the counter is wearing the employee uniform of the Krusty Krab, and looks like he's waiting for someone to arrive to give that person something. The exit to the minimart leads outside to the GAS STATION.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 05:04 PM
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:05 PM
[is this the actual game]
[or is it still a test]
[@Pablo Smith ]
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 05:05 PM
actual game but bot put you guys in the wrong space
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:05 PM
[oh i see]
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 05:05 PM
and for some reason big items are not showing
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:06 PM
who the fuck are you guys
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:06 PM
I... am Zero!
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Squidward [Cerbera] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:06 PM
ward
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:06 PM
Legendary hero.
Or I will be - once I find a foe to vanquish...
Now, knaves, I ask the same of all of you. Who may you be?
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Squidward [Cerbera] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:08 PM
I am Squidward. I am but an artist.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:08 PM
Interesting... I haven't interacted with a lot of artists, before...
This may be a new life experience for me!
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:08 PM
I am Ace Dick, cool detective who gets all the babes
or uh
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:08 PM
Zero flexes.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:08 PM
I'm one ace dick
there are quite a few
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:09 PM
Understandable. I see that fellow over there looks quite like you, if I am not mistaken.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:10 PM
well, I'm the best ace dick! because I'm a zombie
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:11 PM
Ah, I have come close to death myself!
I've dropped through the depths of space and crashed on the earth before... I didn't wake up for a few weeks.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:16 PM
damn that sucks
I just got bitten by some guy
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:17 PM
Banana
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:17 PM
Who is this knave?
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:17 PM
whos this ugly mug
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:17 PM
Explain yourself.
What are you doing here.
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:18 PM
Banana
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:18 PM
Banana? ...
Do you want a snack?
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:19 PM
Nah I'm good
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:19 PM
Well, then.
I don't exactly see you around in this minimart.
Where are you? Outside? In the bathroom?
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:20 PM
The bathroom, had a bad meal last night
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:20 PM
Ah, I see.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:20 PM
gross
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:20 PM
Not that I'd know anything about that, being a robot - but my condolences.
Even though you are a knave.
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:21 PM
Quite knaveish your self are you not
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:21 PM
...hmph. I'll have you know I'm highly advanced.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:21 PM
what's a knave
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:21 PM
Ha!
A fool.
A squire.
Someone not worth fighting against.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:22 PM
speak plainly or I'll bash yer tin can head in
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:22 PM
Someone like yourself
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:22 PM
I may be an unfinished robot, but that does not mean I can't put up a fight.
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:23 PM
Weird question but it seems I am lost in the bathroom, how would one leave
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:24 PM
You ever heard of this technique called... moveinstant?
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:24 PM
No... Sounds interesting
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:24 PM
i was stuck in a room for a while
took a hell of a lot of weird plot shit to get out
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:25 PM
Well, just give it a shot. Hopefully, it should work.
I must admit, it is quite a shame I do not have my trusty Z-Saber by my side.
It is no matter.
I do not need a weapon to prove my worth, and become a hero.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:26 PM
damn it seems I lost my trusty tommy gun too
eh, got this fuckoff sword instead
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:26 PM
It seems I as well have lost all of my banana
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:27 PM
Interesting, zombie.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:27 PM
swords are great for sleuthing
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Squidward [Cerbera] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:27 PM
I dont like that theres a yellow creature here... Gives me ptsd almost.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:27 PM
gonna find those damn criminals sneaking about and smash em to bits
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:27 PM
I must agree, detective.
I have never been to this land of... 'New Jersey', before.
It is strange.
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:30 PM
From what I've heard, it's a terrible, terrible place
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:30 PM
Indeed. Dismal air.
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:31 PM
moveinstant
Embarrassing
How
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:31 PM
Do not take my words literally.
[Use it in bot.]
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KEVIN BOT 24-Apr-21 05:31 PM
(first time my bad)
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:31 PM
[it's cool!]
[it's a new mechanic so all of us are on the same foot]
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:39 PM
this place can't be that bad
it's full of me
and I'm great
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 05:39 PM
LOCK
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 05:47 PM
Squidward goes up to the Ace Dick at the counter
The Ace Dick whispers into his ear, and then gives him a pizza box
Zombie Ace Dick also goes up to the Ace Dick at the counter to ask him something
The Ace Dick whispers something into their ear as well
ZERO takes the Dragon Ball and the beer
He places the Dragon Ball inside the fridge, and drinks the beer
Kevin stands around and does nothing
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:04 PM
Kevin stayed here.
ZERO moved to: gas
Zombie Ace Dick moved to: gas
Squidward moved to: gas
-----Phase 2----- MINIMART The aisles of the store are lined with various types of things you'd need on a long road trip. There are some snacks, a few bootleg DVDs, and some phone chargers. Off to the side, there is a refrigerator full of beer. Towards the counter, an Ace Dick clone is running the cash register. It doesn't look like he'd notice if anything was stolen from the store. At the back of the shop, there is a bathroom. The Ace Dick clone at the counter is wearing the employee uniform of the Krusty Krab. The Dragon Ball has been placed in the fridge next to the beer. The exit to the minimart leads outside to the GAS STATION.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:04 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:04 PM
Burter has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Burter has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Kevin has: timemachine BIG A strange machine that allows you to go back in time, but only to protect someone. Strangely limiting, but hey, you can work with it. (75% Protection Success, 2 Uses) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835327215671050241/8051490_orig.png?width=678&height=452
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:09 PM
All alone!
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 06:13 PM
sad!
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 06:25 PM
LOCK
Burter goes into the fridge and takes the Dragon Ball.
While this is going on, The Pyro walks into the store, spilling gasoline from a gas can inside
a trail of gasoline leads from the outside to the cashier
Pyro is looking around for a kitchen for what is supposed to be a pizza place
The Ace Dick clone running the counter shrugs, and reveals a pizza oven behind the counter
The Pyro tries to douse the rest of oven with gasoline but runs out
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:53 PM
Kevin stayed here.
Burter moved to: gas
-----Phase 3----- MINIMART The aisles of the store are lined with various types of things you'd need on a long road trip. There are some snacks, a few bootleg DVDs, and some phone chargers. Off to the side, there is a refrigerator full of beer. Towards the counter, an Ace Dick clone is running the cash register. It doesn't look like he'd notice if anything was stolen from the store. At the back of the shop, there is a bathroom. The Ace Dick clone at the counter is wearing the employee uniform of the Krusty Krab. A trail of gasoline leading from outside to behind the counter of the store is here. The gasoline trail stops at an oven behind the counter. The exit to the minimart leads outside to the GAS STATION.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:53 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:53 PM
The Pyro has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Dengo has: pipewrench BIG The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses) The Pyro has: pole BIG It is metal. Its a pole. It can probably hurt. (60% attack success , 1 use) T.I. #97 has: teleporter BIG Some sort of device that allows you to move from one area to another, no matter the distance. Unfortunately, it seems that you have no control over where it sends you. (100% success rate, 1 use) Kevin has: timemachine BIG A strange machine that allows you to go back in time, but only to protect someone. Strangely limiting, but hey, you can work with it. (75% Protection Success, 2 Uses) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835327215671050241/8051490_orig.png?width=678&height=452
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:53 PM
T.I. appears to be confused.
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 06:54 PM
Uhhhhh
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:54 PM
(oh is pyro there?)
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 06:54 PM
yes pyro is here
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 06:54 PM
Pyro should be here
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:54 PM
WAPH HAPHEMMEPH?!
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 06:55 PM
what did he mean by this
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:55 PM
WHO MHOPH PHAPH MHUM?!
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 06:56 PM
We will never know
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:56 PM
MHUPH UPH
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:56 PM
ENTITY DESIGNATED AS "PYRO". WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO ACCOMPLISH?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:57 PM
I mwon'ph phruph you
Phorry
You were phawphinm aphouph mwiwwing pheophle
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:59 PM
STATEMENT HAS BEEN MISUNDERSTOOD.
IT IS ASSUMED DESIGNATED ENTITY "PYRO" IS ASKING ABOUT ENTITY DESIGNATED T.I. #97, PROPERTY OF TIVESTI CORPORATION.
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:02 PM
@Boongus is also here
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:02 PM
Whaph?
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 07:02 PM
I HAVE RETURNED
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:02 PM
Due to bot issues Boongus couldn't see the previous phase, so hes been added in
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:03 PM
T.I. observes the yellow entity with curiosity.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:03 PM
PHALPH EMGLIPH I PHON'PH UMPHERPHAMPH WHAPH YOU'RE PHAYIMG
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:05 PM
I-
WH-
WH-at d-did you say?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:06 PM
YOU HEARPH ME
PHIPH
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:07 PM
I-I hope I won-t get-t in t-trouble for b-breaking protocol but this s-seems easier...
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:08 PM
actions
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:08 PM
T.I. coughs.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:08 PM
I PHENPH MIME PHAPHWO MWIPH
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:08 PM
Let me be more direct.
Are you a threat to this surrounding reality?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:09 PM
Huh?
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:09 PM
Planning on doing anything destructive?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:09 PM
Moph pho you mo
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:09 PM
I saw the trail of gasoline, I'm employed specifically for my deductive skills.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:10 PM
Yeah I'm phurmphing phiph pwaphe mwowm
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:10 PM
I-
I'm going to assume you said no.
I'm still doubtful.
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 07:11 PM
Seems good to me
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:11 PM
Rewaph I'm moph phryimg pho hurph amyome
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:11 PM
forgot to mention
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 07:11 PM
I understood that one
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:11 PM
T.I. #97 is covered in gasoline, and has an Ace Dick clone following him
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:12 PM
Oh... uhhhh...
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:12 PM
Yeah.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:12 PM
You mighph wamma rum
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:12 PM
Yeah, I had figured.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:12 PM
Weph you emph uph aph mwowwepheraw
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:13 PM
Well.
Luckily for me, I'm somewhat persistent.
T.I. sighs.
I g-guess I gotta get back into the act now.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:15 PM
Phy phe way, iph you phry pho phoph me, iph wom'ph aphomphwiph amyphing, pho mwuph weph iph haphem
I'm phryimg pho maphe phure mophophy mweph hurph
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 07:16 PM
LOCK
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:16 PM
Phaiw
Owmeph
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 07:16 PM
FUCK
YOUR CRINGE FOR THAT
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:21 PM
The Pyro takes some DVDs and throws them into the oven, hoping they can catch fire
They don't
He even turned on the oven but nothing happened
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 07:22 PM
Ti in fear of being burnt alive begins to teleport away
Boongus goes over to buy some bananas buts disappointed when he realizes there are none
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 07:38 PM
Dengo stayed here.
Kevin moved to: gas
T.I. #97 moved to: ???
The Pyro stayed here.
-----Phase 4----- MINIMART The aisles of the store are lined with various types of things you'd need on a long road trip. There are some snacks, a few bootleg DVDs, and some phone chargers. Off to the side, there is a refrigerator full of beer. Towards the counter, an Ace Dick clone is running the cash register. It doesn't look like he'd notice if anything was stolen from the store. At the back of the shop, there is a bathroom. The Ace Dick clone at the counter is wearing the employee uniform of the Krusty Krab. A trail of gasoline leading from outside to behind the counter of the store is here. The gasoline trail stops at an oven behind the counter. The exit to the minimart leads outside to the GAS STATION.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 07:38 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 07:38 PM
The Pyro has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Dengo has: pipewrench BIG The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses) The Pyro has: pole BIG It is metal. Its a pole. It can probably hurt. (60% attack success , 1 use) Chiester 410 has: sheet BIG A sheet of some sort of metal. While it is easy to break, its still strong enough to stop any attack. (100% Protection Success, 1 Use) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835327215671050241/8051490_orig.png?width=678&height=452
@Birgitte Silverbow
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:39 PM
dengo is not here
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:41 PM
Uh oh, you look like that guy the other two called Pyro nyeh
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:41 PM
Mwewwo
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:42 PM
Were you gonna light this place on fire
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:43 PM
Yeph.
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:44 PM
Can you wait until I'm out of here at least nyeh?
I just needed to grab some stuff to make something with
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:45 PM
You mwam walph phan'ph you
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:45 PM
I don't understand what you're saying nyeh
But I'm leaving right away
I just meant please make sure you only do it when I'm safely out of the building nyeh
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:46 PM
I'ww phry
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:46 PM
Thanks
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 08:00 PM
LOCK
Pyro throws some junk in the oven and turns up the heat and he waits...........
a slight sizzle can be heard
But then IT EXPLODES THE OVEN HAS CAUGHT ON FIRE
Chiester begins running around the minimart like a mad woman and disappears
She then runs back to the middle of the mart with a handfull of candies
She begins to arrange them
in the pattern of Iceland flag???? Very odd
She pockets the candies she doesn't use
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 08:04 PM
The fire from the oven has moved to the gasoline trail, and is moving towards the gas Station
Once the fire reaches one of the pumps, The Station explodes
The entire area outside is on fire, but thankfully the Minimart is miraculously fine
Before the explosion, the two of them heard a sound
PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Sounds like a whistle
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 08:25 PM
Dengo moved to: gas
Chiester 410 moved to: gas
The Pyro stayed here.
-----Phase 5----- MINIMART The aisles of the store are lined with various types of things you'd need on a long road trip. There are some snacks, a few bootleg DVDs, and some phone chargers. Off to the side, there is a refrigerator full of beer. Towards the counter, an Ace Dick clone is running the cash register. It doesn't look like he'd notice if anything was stolen from the store. At the back of the shop, there is a bathroom. The Ace Dick clone at the counter is wearing the employee uniform of the Krusty Krab. A trail of gasoline leading from outside to behind the counter of the store is here. The gasoline trail stops at an oven behind the counter. The exit to the minimart leads outside to the GAS STATION.
The Pyro has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Benny has: grabber BIG Its one of those claw grabbers you'd normally see in some rigged arcade machine. Using this item can allow you to force any player in the area you are in to the same place you'll move to next phase. (70% Success Rate, 2 uses) The Pyro has: pole BIG It is metal. Its a pole. It can probably hurt. (60% attack success , 1 use) Kevin has: timemachine BIG A strange machine that allows you to go back in time, but only to protect someone. Strangely limiting, but hey, you can work with it. (75% Protection Success, 2 Uses) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835327215671050241/8051490_orig.png?width=678&height=452
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 08:25 PM
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:26 PM
Oi YOU!
THOGUTH YA COULD BLOW UP DA ONE PLACE WITH MEAD IN IT AYE?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:28 PM
...Mwe?
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:28 PM
YEAH YOU
I KNOW WHAT YUR DOIN
LEMME GET MY MEAD
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:29 PM
Phranphwy, I phon'ph mware whaph you pho
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:29 PM
But, arnt you going to goin to blow this place to bits?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:30 PM
Why wouwph I? I awreaphy phephroyeph phe gaph phaphiom
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:31 PM
...Then who lit that gasoline...
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:31 PM
...I phiph
I maphe a phraiw pho phe gaph phaphion
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:32 PM
You have a serious case of frog in the throat
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 08:33 PM
It takes forever to decode his speech
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:33 PM
Phiph pheaph phor yourphewph
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:34 PM
bah, ill just get my mead and begone
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 08:36 PM
Good luck finding your mead
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:36 PM
ive found it!
its there in the fridge!
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:37 PM
Phooph wuph
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 08:37 PM
actions
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:41 PM
Phon'ph maph me, aphowwe
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 08:45 PM
LOCK
Benny opens the refrigerator and takes out a beer.
In a matter of seconds Benny begins chugging that beer but with one issue.
It gets spilt all over him
Only a small portion of the drink ended up in his mouth
Kevin goes to purchase some bananas
But then
GOD COMES DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS
HE SAYS "KEVIN WE HAVE NO BANANAS IN THIS STORE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ELSE"
With a defeated look in his eyes Kevin sits down thinking over his poor life choices
Pyro begins looking for duck tape
But then walks into a wall
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 08:53 PM
Despite only getting a small portion of beer in his mouth, Benny is determined to finish his drink
He somehow squeezes the booze out of his shirt, back into the bottle, and chugs the entire thing
Weird, but hey, hes drunk a bottle
He seems a bit tipsy, but relatively sober
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:01 PM
Benny moved to: gas
The Pyro moved to: gas
Kevin stayed here.
-----Phase 6----- MINIMART The aisles of the store are lined with various types of things you'd need on a long road trip. There are some snacks, a few bootleg DVDs, and some phone chargers. Off to the side, there is a refrigerator full of beer. Towards the counter, an Ace Dick clone is running the cash register. It doesn't look like he'd notice if anything was stolen from the store. At the back of the shop, there is a bathroom. The Ace Dick clone at the counter is wearing the employee uniform of the Krusty Krab. A trail of gasoline leading from outside to behind the counter of the store is here. The gasoline trail stops at an oven behind the counter. The exit to the minimart leads outside to the GAS STATION.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:01 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:01 PM
Kevin has: timemachine BIG A strange machine that allows you to go back in time, but only to protect someone. Strangely limiting, but hey, you can work with it. (75% Protection Success, 2 Uses) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835327215671050241/8051490_orig.png?width=678&height=452
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 09:12 PM
It would appear I'm all alone
sits and wonders about bananas
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 09:15 PM
there might be exactly 1 ton of bananas somewhere else on the map
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 09:15 PM
Oh?
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 09:15 PM
its a fairly large map
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 09:18 PM
Any tips as to where I could relocate too
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 09:20 PM
gas station
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 09:20 PM
Good to know
My quest begins
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 09:22 PM
LOCK
Kevin starts chugging beer to forget about his banana trauma
The bad memories fade only temporarily
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:38 PM
Kevin moved to: gas
-----Phase 7----- MINIMART The aisles of the store are lined with various types of things you'd need on a long road trip. There are some snacks, a few bootleg DVDs, and some phone chargers. Off to the side, there is a refrigerator full of beer. Towards the counter, an Ace Dick clone is running the cash register. It doesn't look like he'd notice if anything was stolen from the store. At the back of the shop, there is a bathroom. The Ace Dick clone at the counter is wearing the employee uniform of the Krusty Krab. A trail of gasoline leading from outside to behind the counter of the store is here. The gasoline trail stops at an oven behind the counter. The exit to the minimart leads outside to the GAS STATION.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:38 PM
Benny has: grabber BIG Its one of those claw grabbers you'd normally see in some rigged arcade machine. Using this item can allow you to force any player in the area you are in to the same place you'll move to next phase. (70% Success Rate, 2 uses) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835327215671050241/8051490_orig.png?width=678&height=452
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:38 PM
Alright, gotta get mead, gotta get mead
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 09:40 PM
Mead more like Sneed
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:41 PM
Sneed's meed and feed
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 09:57 PM
LOCK
Benny opens the fridge and starts chugging beer
By the end of it, hes fucking wasted
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 10:10 PM
Benny moved to: gas
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 11:41 PM
$leave
$leave
$leave
$leave
$leave
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